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1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?
学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我可以重排字母表,我会把你和我放在一起。

7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
我们之前在哪个地方见过吧?

8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
&ldq读书的名人名言uo;努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

11、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
学的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘记的越多;忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

12、Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。

13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
后排座位上的小孩会发生意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。″

14、Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
女孩,你最好有个驾照,因为我已被你驾驭得快疯了。(www.lzmyw.com)

15、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
是呀,所以我再也不去那里了。

16、″Hard work never killed anybody.?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

17、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

18、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

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